Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts

Thursday, September 27, 2007

CHINESE NAMES - ANNIE WAN

>> Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone) Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
>> (anyone) Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
> > Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
> >
> > Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
> >
> > Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
> >
> > Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what'sthis urgent matter about?
> >
> > Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one ) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
> >
> > Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
> >
> > Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
> >
> > Operator: I'm Saw Lee. (sorry)
> >
> > Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

What do you...

What do you get if you mix a rabbit with a snake..?.A jump rope......

does...

1. does a ninja turle go when isa it raining...?.A shell-ter...

What do you....

Q:What do you say if you get in trouble,for not doing your homework...?.
A:You can't tell me off,for something i didn't do..!!!!...

pretty dolphin

You are know,i think death will be this whole instant thing.
One second,it'll be like:" Wow that pretty dolphin swimming over here".And the next,it'll be:"Hey,that's no dolphin.It's a shark ".Then you're flying down a tunnel with a brigth ligth at one end......

You are jokes

" Never criticize a man until you've,walked a mile in this shoes.By then you will be a mile away,and you can say anything you want about him.Plus you'll have a new pair of shoes".

what is the middle of nowhere???

Q:What is the middle of nowhere
A:letter H